Tuesday, October 05, 2004

So this blog has been lacking juice in recent months. I wanted to end that with a commentary on two things I like, good looking men and debate. Though the intersect of the two is a limited catagory, it is a wonderful catagory, and should be celebrated with a Top Ten List. Now, this Top Ten list will be based soley on physical attractiveness and nothing else. It may be the case that I would want to date people not on this list more than those actually on this list, but the people on the list win out because of their raw beauty/attractiveness/intangible hotness. Also, the list will be limited to people still eligible to debate on APDA (including people around the world). This list will probably be slightly creepy to those of you who didn't know I was paying attention, but this is what gay men do, get over it. Because the Blog dealy doesn't allow you to cut and paste, and I wrote these before realizing it, each person will get a hottness score( 0 for the Crypt Keeper and 100 for the love child of Orlando Bloom and Justin Timberlake) and a rank (1 being for hottest) after the commentary.

The Ten Hottest Guys in Debate

Nate Goralnik, Brown- While I preferred cute, dorky Nate Goralnik of last year to "I am going clubbing on Miami Beach" Nate Goralnik of this year he is still very cute. Hotness Score: 72 Rank: 10

Adam Bonnifield, Cornell-Ever since Adam traded the perfectly combed hair and business suit of freshman year for the perfectly disheveled hair and Lacoste shirts of soph/junior year, his hotness has really come out. Love the pink shirts! HS: 85 Rank: 4

Karl from NYU- Don't know his last name, but I do know he's extremely handsome, and really keeps his eyebrows in shape. HS: 80 Rank: 6

Josh Bendor, Yale- A controversial pick, I realize, but c'mon folks....listen to that deep voice HS:74 Rank:9

Deon Provost, BU- Is anybody hotter than Deon? Well, yeah....but not many! HS: 75 Rank: 8

Ed Bush, Bates/UPenn- Where have you gone Ed Bush? Not many people remember him, and he's been gone for a while, but he still holds a place in the pantheon of APDA hotness. HS: 84 Rank: 5

Seb Isaac, Cambridge- It's almost unfair...one of the best public speakers in the world AND he's unbelievably hot AND he has a metrosexual sense of fashion AND he has an accent. Not many can top him. HS: 95 Rank: 1


Gavin Newsome, Oxford- A personal favorite, I totally had a crush on him throughout my Oxford/Worlds experience. He looks so cute in a kilt. HS: 79 Rank: 7

Jan from Utrecht- Tall, Dutch, Mick Jagger quality lips, HOT.....HS:87 Rank: 3

Greg Arthur, UMCP- Yah yah, I know BU people, he has been against us in most of our struggles, but he is fucking hot. He has an amazing body, and a really attractive face thats has this constant manly virile scowl. Wow!.......HS: 93 Rank: 2

So to recap:

10.) Nate Goralnik, Brown
9.) Josh Bendor, Yale
8.) Deon Provost, BU
7.) Gavin Newsome, Oxford
6.) Karl from NYU
5.) Ed Bush, Bates/UPenn
4.) Adam Bonnifield, Cornell
3.) Jan from Utrecht
2.) Greg Arthur, UMCP
1.) Seb Isaac, Cambridge

Comments? Arguments with the list?

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