Monday, January 31, 2005

Updated Debate Hotlist

So time goes by, perceptions change, and the list needs to be updated....here is the new list, some will be happy, others sad, but all will be entertained. Some of the subtractions have been based on lack of recent participation in debate....I've lost track of some of you and can't imagine what you look like now. Nate Goralnik is gone because I think I've decided that 2004-5 Nate Goralnik is simply not as cute as 2003-4 Nate Goralnik, and that I was living in the past on the last update. As for Jan, I saw him with his shirt off at Worlds, and it was not what I imagined. He was so skinny that even I, a lover of skinny guys, was turned off. That said: the new list.

10.) Christian Franco, NYU: The hair has grown on me, he dresses well, and he increased his hotness score by being able to berate Malaysia Airlines until my ticket was changed. People who can get their way are pretty hot, as well as people who help Dennis.

9.) Brian Schon Brandeis: Adorable curly hair and brown eyes. I think I am one of the few people who thinks darker eyes can be nice, which is funny since I have blue eyes, which are usually considered more attractive. He also get points for being in a band. Also, if Josh Bendor's deep voice gets him hotness points, I've decided Brian's niceness has to count for something, hence he makes his debut on the Hotlist.

8.) Michael, Stanford Novice, I believe I have seen him at two tournaments, and I must say, he has to be the most adorable debater on the circuit. He has nice, fluffy, longish hair, and really dreamy eyes. The circuit needs to see more of Michael.

7.) Josh Bendor: Josh returns to the Hotlist for the second time and also moves up on the list. His voice is really deep and sexy, and he's pretty attractive too.

6.) Karl from NYU, I haven't seen him in a while, but I assume nothing has changed. So, he stays.

5.)Josh Sandberg, Stanford: Stanford makes it's second appearance on the Hotlist. I don't know why Josh wasn't on the first one, as I've always thought he was attractive. He has really nice eyes, which is a big plus, and his smile is really really nice. Also, I think he's a little shy, which is really cute.

4.) Australian Judge at Worlds, Such a shame he was not gay, though he really seemed promising. Those who were in Malaysia know who I am talking about, the golden hair, the adorable face, the soft eyes, his economics major. The complete package.

3.) Greg Arthur, UMCP: Meh, my taste has changed a little bit he doesn't seem quite as sexy to me now as he did before. It is probably just a change in my tastes, but hey thats what this thing is about.

2.) Adam Bonnifield, Cornell: Yeah, Adam was probably way undervalued in the last Hotlist. I overestimated Jan's hotness, and I was recieving much pro-Greg Arthur propaganda, which I was vulnerable to, because he is quite hot. The fact is, though, that Adam is the most attractive APDA debater in my eyes for a bunch of reasons. First, he is consistantly well dressed, and wears his clothes well. Second, his personality is kind of cool and quirky, he can be a little crazy sometimes, which is kind of a turn on, and he's a very original person, there aren't many APDA-ites like him. Finally, his physical features are very nice, his figure is pretty good and his face is really cute. But even saying all of that.............

1.) Seb Issaac, Lincoln's Inn: ....he still can't beat the master. Seb is knee bucklingly hot, and it would take something truly extraordinary to take him down.