Thanks to everyone who helped me compile this with their opinions, especially Rebecca Sivitz. These rankings for the first time feature all APDA debaters as I decided to ditch the Brits. If you are curious how I compiled them, they are mostly my opinion, but I also took others into account. For example if I felt someone deserved to be at the top of the list, but others were disgusted they were even on the list I would modify it. Those who I truly felt strong about, though, could not be moved by the opinion of others.
Honorable Mention-Catherine Biddle- Cat has gotten really hot in the past year (not that she wasn’t pretty before) and I felt such achievements ought to be recognized, even if she doesn’t have the penis required to get on the hot list.
10.) Greg Arthur(Maryland)-Oh Greg, how far you have fallen!
9.) Brendan Jarboe(Bates)- Dorkfabulous.
8.) Sihong Chan(Stanford- Very well put together, always a nice suit, well dressed, and dashing.
7.) Ryan Creighton(Bates)- Very hunky for a debater
6.) Georgios Theophanos(Harvard)- Georgios makes his first appearance on the hot list…good job Georgios! He’s tall, handsome, and has a delightful attitude.
5.) Brian Botnick(Brandeis)- Brian joins Michael Baer last year as a novice who made the hotlist cut. He exudes this sexy confidence and has amazing personality. Great pecs don’t hurt either.
4.)Michael Baer(Standford)- Michael is the dreamy guy the girl is trying to get in the “ugly duckling turned swan” genre of movies. Amazing hair that sits oh so preciously over his eyes which are deep blue and would make any self respecting liker of men melt. Also he is like a puppy, a big lovable puppy.
3.)Josh Sandberg(Stanford)- Josh has great hair and pretty eyes. He is also quiet and not an ass, which is really refreshing. Also…good teeth.
2.)Brian Schon(Brandeis)- Cutely disheveled hair, adorable brown eyes, and a sunny disposition: what more can you ask for? I really don’t know, which is why Brian has made it so high on the list this year, only topped by….
1.)Adam Bonnifield(Cornell)- Adam is once again tops on the list. Let’s face it, he’s pretty hot. Who can resist sly smile with the good looking body?
