To: Seth Cohen
From: Dennis Reardon
Re: Bring Back the Old Hair and Other Things
Oh Seth, how you have broken my homosexual heart! Don't you know that one of the simple pleasures in my life was tuning into the OC, and watching you stumble through life with those pretty eyes and that adorable mess of hair on your head? That mess of hair made you who you were. You're one of those characters thats beautiful and loveable not because you are perfect, but because you are imperfect, and those curls were a part of that. It made you a little bit more goofy, but your goofyness is your charm and you should never try to lose it, because it is what makes you special, and because nobody can stand a pretender.
Also, please stop shamlessly chasing after Summer. She never wanted you in the first place and was never right for you. There must be other girls, or even guys. You seemed to be happy with having Summer as your girlfriend but uncomfortable with your intimacy with her, perhaps it's because you just wanted Summer as your beard, someone to help you fit into the crowd and allow you to hang out with the person you really love, Ryan. C'mon Seth you know it's true, ever since that boy from the other side of the tracks showed up with his own pair of adorable eyes you've desired him, possibly intensely, wondering if your feelings will ever be reciprocated. But Seth, I think it's time to be open about it. It's time to make your feelings known, and give us the OC episode we've all been waiting for, the Seth and Ryan kiss.
That might make up for losing your old hair.
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